beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

(via hotwhiteguy)

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via relahvant)

Posted 38 minutes ago

(Source: m-a-h-o-g-a-n-y, via suspend)

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

(via potatoandotherwise)

Posted 42 minutes ago

plastickitten:

If tumblr is so accepting, then why is it that i, cheap suit-wearing 18 year old libertarian daddydom with pencil fingers,

(Source: poderprisma, via veronox)

Posted 1 hour ago

asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

(via liightup)

Posted 2 hours ago
"Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer."

— Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)

(via imaginization)

Posted 2 hours ago

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person:I like both!
  • Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person:whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
  • Posted 2 hours ago